luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

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imreallycoolandfriendly:

If you tell a someone w boobs that they need to buy a shirt/dress that covers up their bra chances are you need to buy some pants to cover up your diaper because you are a massive whiny piss baby

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swagmom2007:

when ur walking by people and they laugh

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janefoster:

basically my life can be summed up in alternating periods of Linda Belcher’s “Alriiiiight!” and Bob Belcher’s “Oh my god”

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nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

when you make a joke and someone tells you “that’s not very nice”

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