swagmom2007:

when ur walking by people and they laugh

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janefoster:

basically my life can be summed up in alternating periods of Linda Belcher’s “Alriiiiight!” and Bob Belcher’s “Oh my god”

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nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

when you make a joke and someone tells you “that’s not very nice”

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When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog. -A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States (via 391705)

(Source: africandogontheprairie, via 314eater)

kinggjayysshit:

heropirate:

Bob scrubbin’ your blog.

Thanks bob
yung-barce:

Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill! BILL!