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soulja boy tell em. im too shy

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brttny32194:

but why do i say “i know” to my pets when they make noises. im lying to them. i don’t know anything.

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charlienight:

pickup line: hey girl do you want to make a fragile human connection in the vast and unfeeling infinity of a chaotic universe

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